We didn’t consider our attitudes toward sex particularly vanilla—until right this very moment. Once we started doing some research on sex toys, we realized that we lived in somewhat of a sexual bubble. Even if you find yourself taking risks (and rewards *wink*) in the bedroom, there are some sex toys available that might surprise—or, if we’re honest, confuse—even the most sexually adventurous people. Whatever your level of sexual education (and no, not the kind you got in school or the Netflix show), though, some of these weird sex toys aren’t as scary as they might seem.
We don’t need to tell you that there are some pretty interesting preferences out there—and we’re not here to judge what people like and dislike in the bedroom. We’re here just to let you ~know~ that there are some seriously interesting sex toys on the market—and some aren’t as strange as they may seem. From rubber ducky personal massagers to dildos that look like they belong in an art gallery, some of these toys you truly have to see to believe.
Whether you have a partner with whom you’ve been wanting to try something new, have an itch you’d like to just scratch yourself or are already extremely adventurous in bed, there’s a toy out there for you to try (and hopefully enjoy). The key is to not take everything super seriously and just have fun. Hopefully some of these weird sex toys will allow you to do just that.
1. Emojibator Banana Vibrator
Babeland.
This banana vibrator is fruity and fun—with 10 different settings.
2. Clone-a-Willy
Clone-a-Willy.
You can use this Clone-a-Willy to create the perfect treat while your partner’s away.
3. Lovin’ Lamb Inflatable Doll
Pipedream.
We’re really hoping this inflatable lamb doll is used primarily as a gag gift.
4. Octopussy Dildo
Babeland.
They say that the octopus is one of nature’s smartest animals, so maybe it’s a smart move to use this octopus dildo.
5. Dueling Dicks Inflatable Sword Fighting Game
Pipedream.
You’re sure to have hours of fun playing with this naughty inflatable sword game.
6. Adjustable Flesh Loop
CalExotic.
For all your cowboy-lovers out there, this adjustable flesh lasso is for you.
7. Anal Plug with Long Tail
Lennvan.
This furry anal plug is clearly made for a very specific type of play.
8. Sweet Snow Body Powder
Shunga.
This sweet snow body powder is available in five different flavors your partner is sure to love.
9. Shiri Zinn Aqua Swarovski
Xenses.
This intricate Swarovski dildo is an erotic work of art.
10. Eiffel Tower Dildo
Wicked Temptations.
For a memorable night in Paris, try this Eiffel Tower Dildo.
11. Alpha One ‘The Ring’ 24K Gold Masturbator
This luxurious gold masturbator is made from a 24-karat, gold plated metal ring and a stretchy rubber-gel padding.
12. Cock Soap
Gears Out.
Scrub-a-dub-dub with this clean (but dirty) cock soap.
13. Leopard Print Ben Wa Vaginal Kegel Weights
CalExotic.
These leopard print Ben Wa balls feel very Tiger King.
14. Oral Sex Candy
Pipedream.
This oral sex candy is a treat in every sense of the word.
15. Tug Job Hand Held Stroker Sleeve
Blush Novelties.
Get a grip with this hand held stroker sleeve.
16. Duck with a Dick
SPF.
This duck with a dick is exactly what it sounds like.
17. The Lelo Earl
Lelo.
The Lelo Earl is a luxury pleasure object for penis-owners, available in silver or 18K gold plate.
18. Colorful Ponytail Clear Glass Plug
Enchanted Pleasures.
This ponytail glass plug looks kind of like a My Little Pony, but OK.
19. Satisfyer Pro Penguin
Babeland.
The little bow-tie on this penguin vibrator is what gets me.
20. Rub My Ducky Personal Massager
Kwanjai Shop.
The rubber ducky song has new meaning after seeing this ducky personal massager.
21. Seven Rows Pinwheel
Enchanted Pleasures.
Be careful—very careful—with this spiky pinwheel toy.
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A version of this story was originally published in June 2014.
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